NCAA Championships Kick-Off

It's that time of year again, when everyone forgets about foreign disasters and stops poring over cached photos discovered in the storage garage of a recently apprehended serial killer and turn on Basketball.  That's right, this week kicks off the 2010 NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament, and tomorrow marks the most exciting and talked-about game of the whole tournament: the Southern Division 16th-seed play-in game, in which, this year, the Eagles of Winthrop will take on the highly-favored Golden Lions of Arkansas-Pine Bluff.  Will the winning team defeat Duke and perhaps win the Championship (held this year in Indianapolis, in honor of the Colts losing the Super Bowl) on April 5?  Only time will tell.

Concerning this all-important first game of the series, most people have favorited the Arkansas-Pine Bluff Golden Lions (pictured below with Darren Aronofsky) to advance onto the Salient Sixty-Four over the Winthrop Eagles (also pictured below) and I am not one to go against this prediction.

Some have suggested that the Eagles have an extreme advantage over the Gloden Lions with their ability to fly.  However, I do not think this defrays the great size advantage lions have over eagles.  Also, to cite precedent, I think we all know cases of a cat eating a bird, but the other way around?  Surely never.  Also, examine the detailed image below of a Golden Lion presented to David Lynch at the Venice Film Festival in 2006.

 

As you can see, just like the eagle, the lion is winged too!  This levels the playing field, just as it would to cut off the eagle's wings, or to make them fight underwater, and both of these two scenarios would result in wins for the lion, or perhaps a tie at the very worst in the second instance.

And so I say with relative certainty that the Golden Lions are a lock, but only time will tell if they should go on to win the Championship.

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